heard you guys liked fries???

heard you guys liked fries???

mexicobra:

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that is literally the saddest sliver of potato i have ever laid eyes on

like a fry that fell off a plastic tray and was left to fend for itself under the harsh lights of a crowded burger king

a fry that was cast aside like yesterday’s shoulder pads in favour of a younger, saltier fry days before its wedding

"hey have u seen thisdelicious food only no dicks plzok maybe delicious dicksbut no ugly dicks" but it says right in your submit that dicks are okay, also wrong blog but fite me idgaf

IT CLEARLY SAYS DELICIOUS DICKS ONLY I N THE GUIDLINES CANT YOU READ

"#if i wanted to have a bunch of hard shit in my mouth id go swallow a mouthful of sand." you spelt cock wrong

W O W GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG YOU DEGENERATE THIS IS A PLACE FOR FOOD NOT YOUR WILD INTERCOURSE FANTASIES

i litereally have 19 things in my draft box that i need to reblog but i cant becaus they dont have witty tags yet